Pfahler
Pfahler by infinitelong May 21, 2010
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Dirty Pfahler
An act of nature performed while hunting Bull Elk in Western Montana. A hunter puts himself in a tripod position and bugles in a large strapping Elk. If the hunter is worth his salt the Bull should score 400+ in Boone and Crocket record books. The gargantuan Bull then comes trotting down the mountain side pissing all over himself. It then mounts the willing hunter unleashing multiple loads of sperm in the hunter's anal cavity. The hunter then waddles back to camp with his butt cheeks clinched as to not spill a drop. Once inside the cozy wall tent he precedes to bukakke all his hunting bros with a massive tsunami of Bull spunk! The hunter is then celebrated and held in the highest esteem of his gun toting peers. Often times the hunter must be transfered to the nearest hospital to stitch the anal tearing and repair the chocolate starfish for next year's hunt.
Why doesn't Court talk about his hunting trips anymore, why does Court no longer fart, wierd. Maybe that Dirty Pfahler had something to do with it.
Dirty Pfahler by Wapiti66 June 1, 2011
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Pahler
A weird individual who will murder you in your sleep if you don’t snuggle or become a human teddy bear. Pahlers find people that look like vegetables very attractive. A Pahler is one who always has murder and Riverdale on her mind!!
Overdoses on Flaming Hot Cheetos, Dutch Bros and Monster!!!
A Pahler is an individual who likes to cuss out bad drivers even tho she’s probably worse than them.
Is the type of person to say 5 words on FaceTime then hang up.
Overdoses on Flaming Hot Cheetos, Dutch Bros and Monster!!!
A Pahler is an individual who likes to cuss out bad drivers even tho she’s probably worse than them.
Is the type of person to say 5 words on FaceTime then hang up.
Sister: Hi Pahler, HOws it goin?
Pahler: Get out my room!!!
Sister: Hey Pahler can u drive me to Dutch?
Pahler: Sure, are you paying for my gas and my OG gummy bear?!!!!
Pahler: Get out my room!!!
Sister: Hey Pahler can u drive me to Dutch?
Pahler: Sure, are you paying for my gas and my OG gummy bear?!!!!
Pahler by Stinky Foot & Turd November 21, 2021
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