pewis

a penis perceived as slightly shorter and thicker than "normal"

She winced as he inserted his pewis into her punis.

by Sengert Seovat January 22, 2022

pewis

Slang for a penis. Male erectile organ, a bit smaller than "normal" size.

He slipped his pewis into her slit without allowing her to see its size.

by Linus Larrabee January 21, 2022

Pewie

Someone who is highly Tsundere and keeps chocolate Kex in their pants.

Absolutely doesn't have a crush on his friend and will do everything to deny it.

A: "Has Luke finally asked you out?"
B: "No"
A: "Ooof, he's such a Pewie."

by Reeea January 11, 2022

Pewis

A nickname for Lewis, aka someone who tells a lot of bullshit

person 1: "My dad got fired from NASA yesterday"

person 2: " That's a Pewis"

by Danny Moist January 11, 2012

pewie

Something that smells or tastes very awful. Pronounced pew-ee

That food tastes pewie!
Wow, you smell awfully pewie tonight..

by btabs December 14, 2017

Pewi

The french pronunciation for "Paris".

Sacre blue! Ok so I misspelled it. So what? I'm not good at french! Then again who is. I mean, you ever try READING french?! lol

by Dave January 17, 2004