Pewis

A nickname for Lewis, aka someone who tells a lot of bullshit

person 1: "My dad got fired from NASA yesterday"

person 2: " That's a Pewis"

by Danny Moist January 12, 2012

pewis

Slang for a penis. Male erectile organ, a bit smaller than "normal" size.

He slipped his pewis into her slit without allowing her to see its size.

by Linus Larrabee January 21, 2022

pewis

a penis perceived as slightly shorter and thicker than "normal"

She winced as he inserted his pewis into her punis.

by Sengert Seovat January 21, 2022

Guacamole nigga penis

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010