Pettler

Someone who makes the habit of being sick after drinking and then pretending it's not them

Brian "Simon was sick in the bar but he's not admitting it. He totally pettled the bar"
Barry "Simon's such a Pettler".

Pettler by Dooooooooobo May 7, 2015

Mouse Petter 

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC

Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"

Mouse Petter by MrB7 August 22, 2017

Petterøes 

A cigarette brand by the Norwegian man Halfdan Petterøe. He founded the Petterøes tobacco company in 1900, whom his daughter (Aase Petterøe) inherited after his death in 1939.

The smoking brand is one of Norways most popular and best known. It's also known for its well rounded taste and average cut. Not too perfumed, not too neutral.

The Petterøes tobacco is something for anyone, anywhere.
However you will get addicted and die. (Joke)

Dude 1: What's that in your mouth ?

Dude 2: A cigarette ?

Dude 1: Well then it better be a Petterøes !

Dude 2: It is !?

Dude 1: Oh, ok.

Petterøes by IHateZellerZeller January 25, 2010

Petteri 

Petteri is a Finnish name for a man. It comes from the biblical name Saint Peter, that comes from the Greek word, Πέτρος or Pétros, meaning stone or rock. So, all the dudes named Petteri, are real tough guys. The feminine equivalent Petra, is known to be a godess like woman with a porn star body. So naturally Petteri is also one hot sexual animal, with a sensual touch.

Petteri was a popular boys name espesially in the 70's.

Petteri by MPL10 October 3, 2010

petterass 

Misspelling of the word 'pederast' made popular by The Big Lebowski. Webster's defines it as "one who practices anal intercourse especially with a boy."

Walter: When he moved down to Venice he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he's a pederast (not petterass).

Donny: What's a pederast, Walter?

Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

petterass by RedSoxFox July 15, 2006

petter 

A petter is a wonderful, nice, hot, sexy, extremely talented person. Everybody loves a petter, whatever he does.
from rumors it's said a petter always got a huge penis.

Hot girl 1: Omg there is petter!!
Hot girl 2: OMFG I want him in my pants!

petter by dajnamajt June 12, 2011

hairy petter 

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best

you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.

hairy petter by JChao February 26, 2008