petes' mom

Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.

You have a little Dick! That's not what Petes' Mom said last night .

by TheRealBoterf9 October 31, 2017

Peter's mom

One who is the mother of someone named Peter. See also fuckable

Peter: "Youre ugly!"
Me: "Well yeah? Your mom!"

by Dusty's Mom April 14, 2004

Peter's Mom

Peter Bantle's mom, by far the hottest mom in the history of the universe! I want to F*CK her up the @$$!

peter's mom is hot! I want to do her so bad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by John Doe April 25, 2005

Peter’s Mom

Used to be an icebreaker at Hoffman Estates High School. Usually used to make fun of a diss track wizard

“Hey guess what? Peter’s Mom died.”

“Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”

by Genotype20 September 25, 2017

Peter Momsen

The ultimate and primary fear of all operating systems, due to his ability to crash them all

1) type...type..type
What? An ORANGE SCREEN? Not again!

2) Dude, you crashed another computer? You're such a Peter Momsen!

by BALEETED March 19, 2003

Big Peter Moment

A big Peter moment is when you act in such a way that it resembles anyone who is a “Big Betty” and named Peter.

“Well toot my whistle Eric, you really just shit in a water bottle and had a big Peter moment.”

by BigPeter4real June 27, 2019

Peter moment

Incredibly sexual references

"It's big and long."

"That's what she said"
"Peter moment"

by GaryBro69 August 26, 2021