peter bump

To bump one's peter against another man's peter. Not for sexual pleasure, but to find out if one of the two parties involved becomes aroused.

Guy 1: Hey Dude, have you ever done a peter bump?
Guy 2: Hell no, I'm not gay!
Guy 1: Well how do you know if you've never peter bumped?

by Andrew256 May 16, 2008

peter bump

To snort a small convenient amount of cocaine off the tip of a man's genetalia.

During the party, one of Joe's dads sneaked a guest into the pool house for a quick Peter Bump

by Pisspunk68 October 1, 2007

peter bumper

The homosexual sex act of bumping penises together

Just found out. My friend Bryan is a peter bumper. Oh Shit

by Ball satchel May 28, 2018

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

Peterbummed

Peterbummed is the correct term used for a male's sexual reproductive organ that is in the state of being bummed or "soft".

The feeling of being "Peterbummed" is usually caused by a friend that either cock blocks, punches you in your "jewls", an erectile disfunction, a man named peter being bummed out, or a situation where you're just not spunky enough when the time to perform arises.

by Narathar April 24, 2011

peterpumpkineater69

Justin Peter Griffin's Instagram name from the popular and awesome TV show "Family Guy".

Peter has and Instagram account called peterpumpkineater69

by John Herbert Survivor December 18, 2022