peter bump

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To bump one's peter against another man's peter. Not for sexual pleasure, but to find out if one of the two parties involved becomes aroused.

Guy 1: Hey Dude, have you ever done a peter bump?
Guy 2: Hell no, I'm not gay!
Guy 1: Well how do you know if you've never peter bumped?

peter bump by Andrew256 May 16, 2008

Words you can keep

peter bump

To snort a small convenient amount of cocaine off the tip of a man's genetalia.

During the party, one of Joe's dads sneaked a guest into the pool house for a quick Peter Bump

peter bump by Pisspunk68 October 1, 2007

Related Words

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peter bumper

The homosexual sex act of bumping penises together

Just found out. My friend Bryan is a peter bumper. Oh Shit

peter bumper by Ball satchel May 28, 2018

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

Bare butt peter bumps by Esckabar February 4, 2021

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

Bare butt peter bumps by Esckabar February 4, 2021

Peterbummed

Peterbummed is the correct term used for a male's sexual reproductive organ that is in the state of being bummed or "soft".

The feeling of being "Peterbummed" is usually caused by a friend that either cock blocks, punches you in your "jewls", an erectile disfunction, a man named peter being bummed out, or a situation where you're just not spunky enough when the time to perform arises.

Peterbummed by Narathar April 24, 2011

peterpumpkineater69

Justin Peter Griffin's Instagram name from the popular and awesome TV show "Family Guy".

Peter has and Instagram account called peterpumpkineater69

peterpumpkineater69 by John Herbert Survivor December 18, 2022

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026