petasmile

the disturbing, ugly, horrable, gutwrecnching smile of a petafile.

Did u see devlin raverts petasmile, it makes me want to rape small children.

by Travpie March 4, 2008

pedosmile

Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.

I was going to help that man find his puppy in exchange for candy, but then I saw that he had a pedosmile.

by Eidako April 13, 2006

PETAfiles

A blog run by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals advocating humane treatment of, respect for, and opposing cruelty towards animals.

PETA has quirky and funny animal rights news posted on their PETAfiles blog at blog.peta.org

by yehadut August 21, 2007

Permasmile

Also known as perma-smile.

To have a permanent smile on your face when you are under the influence of any drug or alcohol. Most likely, somebody will have a permasmile when they are on really good shrooms and suffer from uncontrollable laughter that seems to go on forever.

I was so trashed last night on shrooms that I had a permasmile and thought everything was funny.

by Citizen Insane January 2, 2005

pedosmile

The creepy look predators give in mug shots.

That dude on the news last night had such an obvious pedosmile, the authorities should have known at a glance!

by KinxD Lite January 27, 2009

petaphile

Someone who loves their pets more than human beings or, at the extreme, someone willing to kill a human to save a lower animal's life.

Billy Ray blew-up the cosmetic test lab, killing several employees, in order to discourage the company from testing products on lab rats and hairless beagles. He was a total petaphile.

by Whitt March 13, 2007

pedosmile

Creepy smile reminiscent of that of a pedophile. A la hunting children.

The playground is an inappropriate place for a pedosmile. Those helicopter moms are going to kick your ass.

by OAssBitches May 10, 2016