Definitions by Whitt
AFUT
My flight was delayed 2 hours due to bad weather, but my connecting flight was, too - they were AFUT! Woo-hoo! Lucky me!
edupredation
The act of a teacher stalking or actually having affairs with one or more of their students. Such a teacher is an edupredator. There has been a spate of these sorts of activities of late, especially amongst female teachers and their male students.
Erin McLean, a 30-yr old teacher in Knoxville, TN proved herself expert at edupredation when her husband shot and killed the student with which she was having an affair. No more bothersome husband or student left to bother her! Clever girl!
edupredation by Whitt March 21, 2007
communiphobic
The state of being afraid to talk or, generally, to communicate in any form. Can also apply to being too exhausted to try and communicate. Suffering from communiphobia.
Confused, tired and scattered, Jeannie couldn't muster an ounce of desire to continue the conversation - she was feeling completely communiphobic.
communiphobic by Whitt March 15, 2007
petaphile
Someone who loves their pets more than human beings or, at the extreme, someone willing to kill a human to save a lower animal's life.
Billy Ray blew-up the cosmetic test lab, killing several employees, in order to discourage the company from testing products on lab rats and hairless beagles. He was a total petaphile.
enthusiasmic
enthusiasmic by Whitt March 11, 2007
Yuba City
Synonymous with nothing.
Joey was playing poker and threw the cards she'd been dealt down on the table. "Nada, bupkis, Yuba City! - I got NOTHIN'!"
zippernut
The painful end state of a testicle after it's been snagged, scratched and squished while you're zipping up your pants.