Whitt's definitions

babymamadrama

Babymamadrama is any action, talk or emotion revolving around overly involved mothers and their kids. These are mothers who LIVE completely for their children, are defined by their motherhood, but exact a price - they demand a level of attachment and almost lover-like relationship from their kids.

That Jocasta, Queen of Thebes! She has her son, Oedipus, kill her husband then marries the boy!! What a bunch of babymamadrama!!

by Whitt March 11, 2007

enthusiasmic

Orgasmically enthusiastic. Excited to a state of eruption.

Britney was jumping up and down and squealing with delight - she was positively enthusiasmic.

by Whitt March 11, 2007

zippernut

The painful end state of a testicle after it's been snagged, scratched and squished while you're zipping up your pants.

Oooo, take it easy baby, I got zippernut.

by Whitt March 11, 2007

petaphile

Someone who loves their pets more than human beings or, at the extreme, someone willing to kill a human to save a lower animal's life.

Billy Ray blew-up the cosmetic test lab, killing several employees, in order to discourage the company from testing products on lab rats and hairless beagles. He was a total petaphile.

by Whitt March 13, 2007

Yuba City

Synonymous with nothing.

Joey was playing poker and threw the cards she'd been dealt down on the table. "Nada, bupkis, Yuba City! - I got NOTHIN'!"

by Whitt March 11, 2007

farble

To aimlessly putter. To screw around with something mindlessly and either create something useful or further screw something up.

"I farbled around with the UNIX command variables until I got the desired results. Lucky me. Time for another latte."

by Whitt March 9, 2007

edupredation

The act of a teacher stalking or actually having affairs with one or more of their students. Such a teacher is an edupredator. There has been a spate of these sorts of activities of late, especially amongst female teachers and their male students.

Erin McLean, a 30-yr old teacher in Knoxville, TN proved herself expert at edupredation when her husband shot and killed the student with which she was having an affair. No more bothersome husband or student left to bother her! Clever girl!

by Whitt March 21, 2007