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PETAfiles 

People who only eat vegetables and rape children and animals.
PETAfiles by bye,happy EARTH DAY! February 16, 2005

petofile 

A word that mentally deficient users have created, because they are unable to spell pedophile.
I'm retarded, so I think "petofile" is a word.
petofile by YCSM July 19, 2007
Yet another way to misspell pedophile for the purpose of childishly defining someone as a pedophile and slipping it past UrbanDictionary editors.
Generally, people who write pedafile really mean pedosexual.
Pedafile by Downstrike May 26, 2006

petafile 

1. misspelling of the word pedophile.

2. a person who becomes sexually aroused to animal right activists.
rachel only goes to KFC protests cause she thinks the protesters are sexy. what a petafile!
petafile by satanstan August 2, 2008

Petifilistic 

-to be that of a petifile
-a pervert
"Wow, that man on the sex offenders website is so petifilistic!"
Petifilistic by Bowlingrl March 3, 2009
You are a homosexual/Jewish/African American person. They enjoy watching anime, playing overwatch, and learning Hebrew.
Adeel: Shut up Hitlers slave petafier

Me: woah adeel chill out
Petafier by Secret Santa;) March 10, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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