Perblaxia 

Perblaxia originated as an extremely poor neighborhood, with a large quantity of niggers, but was quickly conquered by the indian population.

Person 1: Yo man lets go to Perblaxia, they have a good KFC there.
Person 2: Naw, remember what happened? It was replaced with Curry-Mart.

Person 1: Yo dude, what are you, a nigger?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm Perblaxian.

Perblaxia by Pedrofromperblaxia December 12, 2010

pervlexia 

-A condition which causes one to misread/misinterpret seemingly innocuous text as something perverted

"I told her to come over here."
"What, she has cum in her ear?"

pervlexia by Batrastard August 4, 2003

spinal perplexia 

A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.

My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.

spinal perplexia by amywarhol September 4, 2016

perplexia

Perplexia is a neurologically-based disorder, whereby the individual suffers from prolonged bouts of confusion, indecision and randomness.

Perplexic persons or perplexica are often overwhelmed by simple navigational tasks, and may get lost on a day-to-day basis. Perplexia is incurable.

perplexia by Sarah Wraight August 29, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004