Pepelexia 

The disability to process, and understand memes. Most commonly found in older, mature adults. Less likely to occur with children

Person#1: "Hey check out this meme"
Person#2: "I don't get it"
Person#1: "I think you might have Pepelexia!"

Pepelexia by Mr. WINFINITY February 10, 2017

Pepelexia 

When two close/best friends like each other sexually but do not want to have sex nor want fall in love with each other.

-Did you hear about Jake and Stacey?

-Yea, I heard they are in the Pepelexia zone

Pepelexia by Alex Ortsac January 2, 2019

pepesexual 

Sexual attraction to Pepe.

"Look I found this rare Pepe"
"Omg that's so hot I'm so pepesexual"

pepesexual by Pepelover069 April 19, 2018

pervlexia 

-A condition which causes one to misread/misinterpret seemingly innocuous text as something perverted

"I told her to come over here."
"What, she has cum in her ear?"

pervlexia by Batrastard August 4, 2003

Pepelexa 

a rare, untreatable condition where you hallucinate rare pepes.
rare pepe

Person 1: Dude you ok?
Person 2: Nah man, I got that Pepelexa.

Pepelexa by ayee21 November 19, 2015

spinal perplexia 

A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.

My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.

spinal perplexia by amywarhol September 4, 2016

perplexia

Perplexia is a neurologically-based disorder, whereby the individual suffers from prolonged bouts of confusion, indecision and randomness.

Perplexic persons or perplexica are often overwhelmed by simple navigational tasks, and may get lost on a day-to-day basis. Perplexia is incurable.

perplexia by Sarah Wraight August 29, 2006