perplexual

Someone who is confused about all the -sexuals: Asexual, Bisexual, Demisexual, Grey-A, Heterosexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, etc.
Someone wrote online that they are "demisexual". I wrote that I had never heard that term; I'm perplexual.
by broknsymetry September 19, 2018
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Proctnoid

an annoying ass. "Proct" from the Greek root for anus and "noid" from the 1980s Domino's Pizza commercial.
In 2020 the DNC's motto was "Avoid the Proctnoid!"
by broknsymetry July 15, 2018
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