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Pootronium 

Lethal man-made compound utilized for boosting the yield of an SBD, thereby elevating said SBD to Pootron Bomb level.

Pootronium can be created by ingesting several known combinations of legumes, cruciferous vegetables, and cough medicine.

It is theorized that Thai food, Hefeweizen, eggs, oats, and fresh basil can also be utilized to enhance lethality and boost yield potential.
Lawrence: <yawns> "What are you having for breakfast Eugene?"

Eugene: <sneezes> "Oh, I thought a nice heaping bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran and some left over steamed broccoli would help my immune system fight off this cold. The NyQuil I took won't be enough."

Lawrence: <face turns sheet white> "Sweet jumpin' Jesus Eugene! Good thing I'm working this morning. You're brewin' a steaming batch of pootronium."
Pootronium by SwordofDamocles November 27, 2010

Peutroninum 

from the root word putrid, Peutroninum is one of the harshest words used in the whole world, you can use it in good and bad situations. No one really knows the chemical fromula for peutroninum, some say its used in Jockey Club.
- "Man,that bitch is Peutroninum"
- "This drink is the biggest piece of peutroninum ever"
- When somethings really bad " man thats peutrone balone berone karl malone moses malone ryan malone

petrolium 

This is a misspelling of the word petroleum. Some complete assholes get to report you to your boss if you use this spelling.
Suck it Hedigh! misspelling petrolium with "petrolieum" is not a chance for you to mess with my job!
petrolium by a51paint September 19, 2013

eraseaus patronium

A magic spell that summons a giant eraser
Harry summoned an eraser using the spell eraseaus patronium

Rexemous Petrolium Jelly 

A name involving 3 parts....The first is the name rex, like T-rex. The second is the english sounding part "emous" making rexemous. The third part is the name of a brand like petrolium jelly..........Now say it with me. Rexemous Petroliun Jelly.
My cats name is Rexemous Petrolium Jelly!

Peartonium 

The basic building blocks of awesomeness,epicness, greatness, and percussion perfection.
Peartonium is the main export of Canada
Peartonium by dumac June 17, 2008