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Summoned 

You can't refuse to be summoned because that would violate the basic premise of what constitutes a summoning.
Hym "Because by the time you are made aware of the fact that you have been summoned, the summoning has already occured. You refuse to do something that someone is doing to you. That would be like refusing to be crucified. And it shows a glaring lack of humility one your part. Remember when pride was a sin?"
Summoned by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
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Summoned by the Devil 

Todd! I have the name of the biopic!
Hym “Here it is ~ Summoned by the Devil: The Jeepjorp Peepeestones story. Good right? This is going to be great!”
Summoned by the Devil by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

help i accidentally summoned a lemon 

The FIRST things that comes up when you type in, "help i accidentally"
help i accidentally summoned a lemon no kidding

he summoned his hollowgrammes 

he summoned his hollowgrammes

cock summoner 

A magician whose special and main ability is to summon dicks
1- Dude, that guy keeps on summoning dicks because he hasn't got one!

2- Be aware of the gay magicians! They can summon big dicks that will rape any hetero man that walks near them!

3- That girl is studying the cock summoning art, because she really loves dicks. She wants to become the best cock summoner in the world!
cock summoner by 99888776665 March 31, 2009

Summoner 

Someone who wields power magic that can summon forth magical beasts. They often appear in video games, specifically Final Fantasy. Many ancient cultures world wide has folklore and legends of Summoners and their ablities. Story tales involve both good and evil Summoners.
That summoner uses his magic to summon the great wing serpent kill us all.
Summoner by Godium March 26, 2009

summoners war

Summoners War: Sky Arena, or simply Summmoners War, is a 3D RPG mobile game developed and published by Com2uS. It was released worldwide on both the iOS and Android platforms on June 12, 2014. It is currently available in 14 different languages, including English and most European and Asian languages.

The game is set in a fictional fantasy world inhabited by various kinds of monsters, and a group of humans known as Summoners who control these monsters to battle against one another, sometimes in sanctioned arena matches and other times for power and control. The gameplay focuses on the collection of these various monsters, with the object being to level and grow them in order to compete against other players, and complete various PvE challenges.
Summoners war is kawaii
summoners war by CanadianBaka June 15, 2017
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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