perroni

a penis with the head tilting down up to the left or to the right abnormaly

webbs mom has perroni or aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh perroni

by carlos aizpurua June 20, 2003

Pernonin

A mix between "For" and "Pwning"

Julian: Say "Grannys are for pwning n00bs!"

Granny: Grannys are Pernonin n00bs!

Julian: *Facepalm*

by DrewpyDog7 November 8, 2011

petronize

When you pet your dog with your foot and the affection is not appreciated as genuine affection.

Your dog: Hey man, don't pet me with your foot; Don't just petronize me! I know it's not your hand. Give me the goods!

by PugLovers May 1, 2011

Superhuman Perfection Personified

Everyone has habits and traits that might tell us we are somewhat flawed beings. Then, we should remind each other that weaknesses are tied to personhood, that they don’t hold us back on reaching superhuman excellence.

John: Sorry, I guess I’m just too stupid.
Me: Yo John, don’t talk like that. You are Superhuman Perfection Personified.

by AWave September 28, 2020

Perron

Mexican slang term for "cool" or "awesome"

This taco is so perron.

by Melrechan February 18, 2008

pernoning

Verb- A mispronunciation of "for pwning". Originally created by Julian Smith's 95-year-old great-grandmother while making a video.

Julian-That's what grannies are for.

Julian's great-grandmother- No, grannies are pernoning noobs.

by Jeffrey wants pie November 13, 2011

Pedronism

One of the world's most dominant religions. This religion is the only religion based on true facts; one might even call it science. It revolves around our mighty god "Pedro", and how his teachings have saved us all.

If you wish to learn more about the truth of the world, you might want to check out the preview version of "The Book of Pedro" which is the Pedronian equivalent of the bible.

Pope Jose I: "My children... Have you danced the macarena with the blood of the border patrol officer yet?"
Children: "Of course, our Pope! Pedronism is the world to live! Long live the churros!"
Pope Jose I: "Make sure to read the Book of Pedro! You can get it at bit.ly/1hnLzMo "

by Pope Jose I May 3, 2014