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pernoning 

Verb- A mispronunciation of "for pwning". Originally created by Julian Smith's 95-year-old great-grandmother while making a video.
Julian-That's what grannies are for.

Julian's great-grandmother- No, grannies are pernoning noobs.
pernoning by Jeffrey wants pie November 13, 2011
Words you can keep
A mix between "For" and "Pwning"
Julian: Say "Grannys are for pwning n00bs!"

Granny: Grannys are Pernonin n00bs!

Julian: *Facepalm*
Pernonin by DrewpyDog7 November 8, 2011
Verb:Per-i-od-ing

An act of canceling any parties or meetings for 3-4 days because of the awful cramps and pain in your crotch that midol cant help.
Amy:Hey are you still going to the connect party tomorrow

Girl:No...i just started my period today so tomorrow
im perioding...probably for the next 3 days...

Amy :.Why dont u just take some midol your be fine

Girl :MOOD SWING...curses out amy

Amy : Damn i didnt know it was that bad...i hate perioding...
Perioding by =N' November 5, 2009

Pennington Special 

the act of thrusting your arm elbow deep into a girls vagina, opening your fist up and lifting the girl above your head while screaming very loudly
Riley was giving me a lot of lip last night; so i gave her the Pennington Special and believe me, that shut her up!
Pennington Special by C-Bearski21 August 19, 2008
Proning- Proactive Stoning. The act of smoking weed and being proactive. Smoking weed and gets things done.. One who prones may be a proner..
Son- Mom, I'm proning... Ill be home around 11pm..

Mom- You're doing WHAT?

Son- Proactive stoning.. Im getting high and doing shit!

Mom- Oh ok, be safe!

Mom to Friends- Im so proud of John for being a proactive stoner! Weed is such a good thing
Proning by Michaelmus shaw October 7, 2013

ghetto penning 

One who writes about ghetto life.
To document ones experience of living in the inner city.
The rapper begins ghetto penning his thoughts into lyrics.
From Pennington, an upper-class, English surname. Meaning delightful or splendid, particularly in a refined and sophisticated fashion. Often used as part of an exclamation of approval. Can be used to refer to oneself, in mood, appearance, etc.
"The performance at the theatre was simply penning!"
"Why, you're looking rather penning tonight!"
"I've never felt more penning in my life!"
penning by Darth Cabbage December 6, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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