pernoning 

Verb- A mispronunciation of "for pwning". Originally created by Julian Smith's 95-year-old great-grandmother while making a video.

Julian-That's what grannies are for.

Julian's great-grandmother- No, grannies are pernoning noobs.

pernoning by Jeffrey wants pie November 13, 2011

Pernonin

A mix between "For" and "Pwning"

Julian: Say "Grannys are for pwning n00bs!"

Granny: Grannys are Pernonin n00bs!

Julian: *Facepalm*

Pernonin by DrewpyDog7 November 8, 2011

Perioding

Verb:Per-i-od-ing

An act of canceling any parties or meetings for 3-4 days because of the awful cramps and pain in your crotch that midol cant help.

Amy:Hey are you still going to the connect party tomorrow

Girl:No...i just started my period today so tomorrow
im perioding...probably for the next 3 days...

Amy :.Why dont u just take some midol your be fine

Girl :MOOD SWING...curses out amy

Amy : Damn i didnt know it was that bad...i hate perioding...

Perioding by =N' November 5, 2009

Pennington Special 

the act of thrusting your arm elbow deep into a girls vagina, opening your fist up and lifting the girl above your head while screaming very loudly

Riley was giving me a lot of lip last night; so i gave her the Pennington Special and believe me, that shut her up!

Pennington Special by C-Bearski21 August 19, 2008

Proning

Proning- Proactive Stoning. The act of smoking weed and being proactive. Smoking weed and gets things done.. One who prones may be a proner..

Son- Mom, I'm proning... Ill be home around 11pm..

Mom- You're doing WHAT?

Son- Proactive stoning.. Im getting high and doing shit!

Mom- Oh ok, be safe!

Mom to Friends- Im so proud of John for being a proactive stoner! Weed is such a good thing

Proning by Michaelmus shaw October 7, 2013

ghetto penning 

One who writes about ghetto life.
To document ones experience of living in the inner city.

The rapper begins ghetto penning his thoughts into lyrics.

ghetto penning by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

penning 

From Pennington, an upper-class, English surname. Meaning delightful or splendid, particularly in a refined and sophisticated fashion. Often used as part of an exclamation of approval. Can be used to refer to oneself, in mood, appearance, etc.

"The performance at the theatre was simply penning!"
"Why, you're looking rather penning tonight!"
"I've never felt more penning in my life!"

penning by Darth Cabbage December 6, 2011