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Perplexigram 

Basically it is any mathematical diagram, designed or made by mistake only to totally confuse whoever is going to look at it.
Joe: That diagram Mr. Smith showed us in class today made me feel really dumb.

John: Don't worry. We all felt like that. It was a perplexigram.
Perplexigram by Zepto September 29, 2009

perplexorcism 

noun; the removal of something that is causing one to be perplexed.
Explaining a movie plot someone was having trouble with, is a perplexorcism. Helping someone get out of a relationship with a crazy person, is a perplexorcism.
perplexorcism by Ricohardt April 28, 2012

perplexion 

We call Harry over who listens for a voice, saying “Hello, hello whoever you are”, into the mouth piece before passing it back with a you-got-me expression.
“Funny guys.”
He sees we’re not laughing.
“I’m in perplexion. Who was that?” asks Harry with a baffled expression.
I check the cell and the line’s dead.

Excerpt from chapter 29 of "Sixteen stories, no pets" by C.J. Beck

Perplexion 

An perplexing erection -- a boner for which there is no clear source.
Genji's perplexion in line at the grocery drew the attention of the little boy nearby.
Perplexion by blotngh22 June 23, 2010

Perplexionist 

N. A person who is always confused or always causes confusion in those around them.
Our receptionist is quite the perplexionist. She has no idea what she is doing.
Perplexionist by Thepav May 7, 2010