permjit 

not a very common name but if you are related you will know the are smart and have great stuff and are just generally epic

person 1: i have a great mom she is smart and she has an ipad pro
person2: is she called permjit?

permjit by izee_the_monkey May 7, 2020

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted. 

To say that nothing is true, is to realise that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted. Is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.

Decisions are easily made when one remembers nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted. by kaosmoker September 29, 2018

Permit Patty 

A caucasian, middle aged woman who is often racist and overweight who calls the cops on young entrepreneurs.

I was gonna let my kid set up her lemonade stand, but y'all know how Permit Patty is.

Permit Patty by Twattlemuffin June 25, 2018

permitized 

the act of getting your permit.

im finally permitized!

permitized by YeeYeeYee July 7, 2011

Permit driver 

A driver that just receives his or her permit and makes sloppy mistakes. Also, going 10-15 mph in a 55 is common.

What the hell? That guy's driving on the wrong side of the road. Must be a permit driver.

Permit driver by BlackSabbath1982 August 14, 2009

Permit 

Dictionary Definition:Short for permission this term describes any document giving the holder authority to do something that would be considered unlawful without the permit.

Urban Dictionary Definition: A piece of paper which would be more useful as toilet paper as Clients fail to read and adhere to conditions contained within.

A document which is an afterrthought for Project Managers but hold great importance once remembered. More powerful than King Arthurs Sword, more useless than used toilet paper.

This permit is 'feckin useless'. I'd be better off wiping my arse with it than trying to work with it.

Permit by B0m8A May 12, 2019

Permit Fag 

A permit fag is someone who has recently received their driving permit or hasn't gotten their license yet, and constantly talks about how good of a driver they are, or corrects mistakes that a licensed driver makes. They constantly recite terms and rules that they have just recently learned in a Drivers Education course. Overall they are just conceited little high-schoolers who seem to think they are driving experts. Often times they actually aren't good drivers at all, and passengers tend to spend most of the car ride grabbing the "oh shit handles".

Permit Fag: "Yeah I'm such a good driver. I haven't even gotten a ticket yet or anything."

Guy: "Shut the fuck up. You've had your permit for two days, you conceited piece of shit."

Permit Fag by McLovin_69 November 27, 2012