permjit
not a very common name but if you are related you will know the are smart and have great stuff and are just generally epic
permjit by izee_the_monkey May 7, 2020
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Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.
To say that nothing is true, is to realise that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted. Is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Nothing is true, Everything is permitted. by kaosmoker September 29, 2018
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permjit • Permit • parmjit • Permaitis • Permit bum • Permit driver • Permit Fag • Permitis • permition • permitized
Permit Patty
A caucasian, middle aged woman who is often racist and overweight who calls the cops on young entrepreneurs.
Permit Patty by Twattlemuffin June 25, 2018
permitized
permitized by YeeYeeYee July 7, 2011
Permit driver
A driver that just receives his or her permit and makes sloppy mistakes. Also, going 10-15 mph in a 55 is common.
Permit driver by BlackSabbath1982 August 14, 2009
Permit
Dictionary Definition:Short for permission this term describes any document giving the holder authority to do something that would be considered unlawful without the permit.
Urban Dictionary Definition: A piece of paper which would be more useful as toilet paper as Clients fail to read and adhere to conditions contained within.
A document which is an afterrthought for Project Managers but hold great importance once remembered. More powerful than King Arthurs Sword, more useless than used toilet paper.
Urban Dictionary Definition: A piece of paper which would be more useful as toilet paper as Clients fail to read and adhere to conditions contained within.
A document which is an afterrthought for Project Managers but hold great importance once remembered. More powerful than King Arthurs Sword, more useless than used toilet paper.
Permit Fag
A permit fag is someone who has recently received their driving permit or hasn't gotten their license yet, and constantly talks about how good of a driver they are, or corrects mistakes that a licensed driver makes. They constantly recite terms and rules that they have just recently learned in a Drivers Education course. Overall they are just conceited little high-schoolers who seem to think they are driving experts. Often times they actually aren't good drivers at all, and passengers tend to spend most of the car ride grabbing the "oh shit handles".
Permit Fag: "Yeah I'm such a good driver. I haven't even gotten a ticket yet or anything."
Guy: "Shut the fuck up. You've had your permit for two days, you conceited piece of shit."
Guy: "Shut the fuck up. You've had your permit for two days, you conceited piece of shit."
Permit Fag by McLovin_69 November 27, 2012
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