permjit

not a very common name but if you are related you will know the are smart and have great stuff and are just generally epic

person 1: i have a great mom she is smart and she has an ipad pro
person2: is she called permjit?

by izee_the_monkey May 7, 2020

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.

To say that nothing is true, is to realise that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted. Is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.

Decisions are easily made when one remembers nothing is true, everything is permitted.

by kaosmoker September 29, 2018

Permit Patty

A caucasian, middle aged woman who is often racist and overweight who calls the cops on young entrepreneurs.

I was gonna let my kid set up her lemonade stand, but y'all know how Permit Patty is.

by Twattlemuffin June 25, 2018

permitized

the act of getting your permit.

im finally permitized!

by YeeYeeYee July 7, 2011

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted

The dictum of the Order of the Assassins, as heard in Assassins Creed 1 and 2. First spoken by Altair’s master Al Mualim, “Nothing is True” exhibits the cynicism that the Assassins carry towards religion and fantasy, while “Everything is Permitted” represents their dedication the Order and the brutality of their work.

The Assassins in Ubisoft’s AC are based off of a real group active during the Crusades, called the Hashshashins, from which the word “Assassin” is derived.

Altair: Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.

Al Mualim: Oh Yesh. *fistbump

by Al Muslimio January 23, 2011

Permit driver

A driver that just receives his or her permit and makes sloppy mistakes. Also, going 10-15 mph in a 55 is common.

What the hell? That guy's driving on the wrong side of the road. Must be a permit driver.

by BlackSabbath1982 August 14, 2009

Permit

Dictionary Definition:Short for permission this term describes any document giving the holder authority to do something that would be considered unlawful without the permit.

Urban Dictionary Definition: A piece of paper which would be more useful as toilet paper as Clients fail to read and adhere to conditions contained within.

A document which is an afterrthought for Project Managers but hold great importance once remembered. More powerful than King Arthurs Sword, more useless than used toilet paper.

This permit is 'feckin useless'. I'd be better off wiping my arse with it than trying to work with it.

by B0m8A May 12, 2019