Permit

Dictionary Definition:Short for permission this term describes any document giving the holder authority to do something that would be considered unlawful without the permit.

Urban Dictionary Definition: A piece of paper which would be more useful as toilet paper as Clients fail to read and adhere to conditions contained within.

A document which is an afterrthought for Project Managers but hold great importance once remembered. More powerful than King Arthurs Sword, more useless than used toilet paper.

This permit is 'feckin useless'. I'd be better off wiping my arse with it than trying to work with it.

by B0m8A May 12, 2019

permit

a female or male,good gourmet,who eats before bedding...

I know that Jade is a model of joke,but is a model of any thingpermit,they are strong like her also...

by bad,good? February 15, 2020

Permit Patty

A caucasian, middle aged woman who is often racist and overweight who calls the cops on young entrepreneurs.

I was gonna let my kid set up her lemonade stand, but y'all know how Permit Patty is.

by Twattlemuffin June 25, 2018

Permit driver

A driver that just receives his or her permit and makes sloppy mistakes. Also, going 10-15 mph in a 55 is common.

What the hell? That guy's driving on the wrong side of the road. Must be a permit driver.

by BlackSabbath1982 August 14, 2009

Permit Fag

A permit fag is someone who has recently received their driving permit or hasn't gotten their license yet, and constantly talks about how good of a driver they are, or corrects mistakes that a licensed driver makes. They constantly recite terms and rules that they have just recently learned in a Drivers Education course. Overall they are just conceited little high-schoolers who seem to think they are driving experts. Often times they actually aren't good drivers at all, and passengers tend to spend most of the car ride grabbing the "oh shit handles".

Permit Fag: "Yeah I'm such a good driver. I haven't even gotten a ticket yet or anything."

Guy: "Shut the fuck up. You've had your permit for two days, you conceited piece of shit."

by McLovin_69 November 27, 2012

permit test

The biggest piece of shit known to man

Hey man I failed the permit test again

by Totally real person February 9, 2023

Permit bum

Someone who can get their drivers permit but doesn't have it.

Person #1: Hey Joe get of your ass and get your permit you lazy piece of shit
Person #2: I haven't gotten to it.
Person #1: (Gasp in disbelief) Fuckin Permit bum

by truthteller312 January 27, 2020