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Dictionary Definition:Short for permission this term describes any document giving the holder authority to do something that would be considered unlawful without the permit.

Urban Dictionary Definition: A piece of paper which would be more useful as toilet paper as Clients fail to read and adhere to conditions contained within.

A document which is an afterrthought for Project Managers but hold great importance once remembered. More powerful than King Arthurs Sword, more useless than used toilet paper.
This permit is 'feckin useless'. I'd be better off wiping my arse with it than trying to work with it.
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by B0m8A May 12, 2019

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When someone likes so many of your posts in a single go that their name fills the notification screen
totally #brighoused Luke this morning
by B0m8A September 27, 2016

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A 'Stobile' is when a traffic manager/engineer designs a static/mobile hybrid work site... {Matic is what inbred southerns call it}
when a bell end of a project manager wants to work for the cheapest possible price they get you to design a 'Stobile'.
by B0m8A December 13, 2018

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