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Permagape 

Butthole is permanently spreaded for life
I just got permagape by big bbc
Permagape by Gaped August 5, 2023
the permanent effects of extreme long-term use of cocaine and/or crystal meth. Such effects include but are not limited too teeth clenching, jawing, rapidly moving one's lips, and jerking at random moments.
Yo, ya boy over there been snorting so long he got permageek. He shoulda quit a long time ago
permageek by imovecars89 September 2, 2011

permacapz 

the act of carrying on normal conversations entirely in caps lock. used to provide extra lulz.
"hey lees"
"HEY, LULZ WHAT'S UP?"
"nothing"
"THAT'S CUL, ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING FRIDAY?"
"why are you in caps lock?"
"LULZ IT'S PERMACAPZ, SORRY"
permacapz by lisaxsaur July 20, 2008

permafade 

to be permanently faded from smoking to much weed
afer smoking weed every day for a year he now has permafade
permafade by mikeysuperbad April 21, 2009

permarage 

Permarage: existing in a stage of permanent rage, to be permanantly raging.
This is exclusively associated with the odious bigoted, anti-catholic, sectarian supporters of Glasgow Rangers (known more widely as huns)
The following items are known to bring the permarage that is normally bubbling under the surface of any hun to the fore.
Anything to do with Celtic, Scotlands most celebrated and internationally successful football club.
Ireland, Irish music or culture because of Celtics Irish heritage..
Catholicism: to the point where they took eggs benedict off of the menu at Ibrox when Cardinal Ratzenberger was elected pope and took the name Benedict.
Pepperami (a meat snack): Banned from sale at Ibrox because it is in a green wrapper. Green is the colour most associated with Celtic and Ireland (see above).
There was a serious outbreak of permarage over at Ibrox as Rangers lost to Celtic again.
permarage by Tim Malloy July 14, 2007

permasperm 

A permanent sperm stain on sheets/clothing/fabric that remains completely opaque.
I was getting frisky with my girl, but little did i know i had permasperm on my pants, causing her to ask what that mysterious white stuff was.

I nutted on my girls clothes, causing a permasperm stain.
permasperm by Permasperm February 13, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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