permaface

When you hit that blunt and smoking that hard core devils lettuce, you have this perpetual high look on there face

Dave smokes so much he has that permaface.

by notintoyou February 2, 2015

Permafart

When a person with sever flatulence sits on upholstered furniture and the vapor of their farts have permeated the fabric to the extreme that no amount of cleansing or odor remover can remove the smell.

I need to buy a new office chair, because Eddie permafarted on mine.

by Y26Sugars February 7, 2010

Premface

An English Premier League fan who knows absolutely nothing about any football outside of Great Britain. A 'premface' will often repeat stereotypes such as “Italy is a corrupt retirement home that plays catenaccio”, Germans are “efficient” and must “never be written off”, Argies are “cheats” and foreigners “are all divers”. To indulge in 'premfacery' would be to label the Three Lions as “favourites” before every World Cup, and then declare your astonishment at how they could be hammered 4-1 by a country from whom “only one player would make the England team”. Most importantly, a 'premface' repeats at least 80 times a day that the EPL is the “best league in the world” and that any player – Pele and Maradona included – is “unproven unless he has played in England”.

Man, Adrian Chiles is such a premface

ITV's pundit team is just full of premfaces

by Garganese August 21, 2013

permafries

Fast food items found on the floor of your car that look exactly the same as they did a year ago when they fell out of the bag

You want some permafries with that?

by Fry_cook January 13, 2014

Permaflex

Flexing your abs at the pool to get chicks. Usually for a long period of time ("perma") so as not to look suspicious (doesn't normally work).

You can totally tell he's flexing... Ya talk about Permaflex

by CHCIPOOL March 20, 2013

permafreshie

a player so bad at deepwoken that you would still call them a freshie despite them being power 60 with a bell and enchants, more often than not permafreshies are boosted by their friends or guildmates

90% of people in the unnamed deepwoken guild are permafreshies

by illiterate neanderthal February 8, 2022

Permafucked

Being permanently Fucked.

"Yea, I've just been permafucked... my car's gone..."

by Eric Zabowski February 2, 2009