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Performium 

A shitty pay to win Minecraft Server which peaked in 2017-2018 and made its last good server in 2020 before capitalism and greed took over the server. The owner RGAGaming (who is a money hungry fat bastard and has over 350k subs on youtube) streams on twitch and lets people buy "stream items" with sharpness 1000 knockback 1000 enchants for $500 when in 2017-2018 it was only $10-$20. Some players on there pay monthly subscriptions that weigh in from $5 a month to $100 a month. Most of the retards on there that pay that much are able to get out of bans and influence the server in a negative way. The way the owners try and get around the EULA of Mojang is by not listing the different kits on the store and by only selling stream items on twitch streams as well as having a gem system which takes time to collect and players can also buy gems on the store. Gems also hide the fact you can buy god keys to get stronger gear than the top rank. This server also fakes its player count when it says 1000 players are online there's actually only 200-300 at peak hours. In conclusion, this server is a shitty network so DO NOT PLAY THIS SERVER!
"Have you played Performium?"
"Hell no! I'm not into retarded ass minecraft servers!"
Performium by FuckingAWall87 October 17, 2021

Performium 

A scam Minecraft p2w server that is run by a fat hobo and bear furry. Do not play there, it sucks ass, shitty ass.
Person 1: Do you have any MC servers to recommend?
Person 2:No, but play anything other than Performium! That thing is a scam and p2w! Plus it is run by fat furries!!!@!@
Performium by Jonpatty September 12, 2021

Performium 

A fun Minecraft server where the owners and staff try to create servers that the players actually want, and request, actually listening to player input, while also making fun videos that really connects the owner, RGA to the players on his server.
Know any fun Minecraft servers?

I really like Performium! It has fun servers, and the owner is super cool.
Performium by TensaiSenpai October 19, 2021

Performium 

An awesome Minecraft server with an amazing community, and amazing staff. Tends to have haters that are just butt hurt kids probably from being banned for cheating, accusing owners of breaking the Eula when they aren't, because they don't really understand what it actually is. (don't actually want to read it) A server that has a sadly lacking minigames section, but makes up for it with the amazing community, and fun to play long-term servers.
Why do people hate on performium?
Oh, dont mind them, they are just salty from getting perm banned, and wont swallow their pride.

Hey, what it Performium?

A fun server owned by a duck and a goose, and has a fun community to get to know.
Performium by PhoenixKing96 November 20, 2021

What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.
"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

performing a Harry 

when somebody is awaiting you in your home or hotel and when you arrive he isn't responding when ringing the bell or by phone for hours. Sometimes a Harry deluxe can occur which implicits that you are stucked and cannot go to another place so you have to wait outside and gonna have a rest by covering yourself with old newspapers.
Person 1: Dude, we arrived at 8pm but you werent there - that was a typical harry!
Person 2: Yes guys, I was performing a Harry I am very sorry about that!
performing a Harry by Dawei81 April 24, 2014

Wollongong High School of the Performing Arts 

A hellhole highschool that prides itself on being "the top performing arts high school" in the Illawarra, but is a communal area for fuckboys and cunts to hangout and smoke weed.

The school's principal is a person that most people in the school think is a homosexual, who enforces the school uniform rule way too harshly, and will literally yell at you if your socks are slightly discoloured.
Full of suicidal teenagers who think they're the shit because they do drugs and get smashed, and have sex.
The ever so famous boys bathrooms constantly smell like piss, with urine constantly on the toilet seats, and toilet paper all over the floor. Also, there is targets in the urinal for you to aim your pee onto!
And in the girls bathroom, you can find period blood and tampons all over the floor and toilet seats! Yay! Love the feminist and free the nipple graffiti all over the stalls!
Also, this school spends more money on its yearly productions than it does on education.
Wollongong High School of the Performing Arts makes me want to neck myself!