Pep Talk

This is usually a 5-10 minute speech given by your Supervisor at work,so as to make you work twice as hard for the same amount of money.

Francisco can take his Pep Talk and shove it up his ass because I ain't working any harder.

by Mojo Maniac August 6, 2008

Pep Talk

to get oral sex.
to receive a blowjob.
to have another human's mouth (preferably female) on your penis and going in an up and down motion till orgasm.

Vince: Hey Jay
Jay: Yeah Whats up?
Vince: I heard Mindy came over to your house last night, what happend?
Jay: oh, vince we hung out and then at the end of the night she gave me one hell of a pep talk!

Vince: Hey Dom!
Dom: Yeah?
Vince: Vern came over last night and man did she give me a pep talk to remember!
Dom: OH yeah? she gives me pep talks on a daily basis!
Vince: Dam I thought I was the only one!

by Pincky-14 April 23, 2009

PEP Talk

Post-Exercise Poop Talk: The only time you give enough of a fuck to read and respond your wife's DMs, because you're too otherwise too bored from blowing through the porcelain already

I thought my nigga actually be taking time to message me but the whole time he was just sitting there giving me a pep talk

by Sledgehumper September 10, 2020

reverse pep talk

The inner monologue you recite to yourself to prevent you from doing something you know you shouldn't, however delicious and/or awesome it might be. To prevent remorse after said action.

Jane: I almost ate a whole tub of ice cream yesterday, but I gave myself a reverse pep talk and immediately felt guilty for even considering it.

Sally: I was going to text my ex last night after I drank some wine, but I gave myself a reverse pep talk and realized what a pathetic loser I was.

by ranillabean July 23, 2012

Penis pep talk

The speech one gives directly before the sex is over to encourage his/her sexual partner to ejaculate

Guy 1: so what happened with her last night?
Guy 2: it was amazing. She gave me a penis pep talk and everything.

by Woweeh May 21, 2014

peptalk privacy

Talking to self in a bathroom right before peeing, thinking you're alone, either stream of conscious, or words of encouragement. More likely done and less inhibited when drunk.

Guy: I thought I had some peptalk privacy, but I think my boss heard be talking to my dick.

Girl: Please stop talking to me.

by calvinke April 2, 2010

Peptalk-Bimbo

A verbal "medicine" of similar calming/soothing effectiveness to dat disgusting pink goo in a triangular-shaped bottle dat you get at Walgreen's; it involves your simply calling up a hot chick and having her confidently/encouragingly "cheer you on" through a difficult endeavor.

I needed to do a chilly/snowy outdoor-task in late Fall, so I called up my best friend and asked her for a little Peptalk-Bimbo while I wheezingly struggled through said gumption-guzzling endeavor.

by QuacksO November 13, 2019