Penzo
A penis that is at least 33% larger than the average male genitalia. Derived from Pen20--when Pen15 isn't good enough.
Penzo by That EFFING hurts! January 4, 2011
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penzo
We use "penzo" as a synonym of gorgeous, beautiful, cool, awesome, wonderful, exc. It changes according to the gender and the number, penzo (m.s.) penza (f.s.) penzi (m.p.) penze (f.p.). You can also use it as a superlative (penz-issimo/a/i/e).
"Bro your new haircut is too penzo"
"Omg, I love your skirt, it's penzissima! Where did you get it?"
"Omg, I love your skirt, it's penzissima! Where did you get it?"
penzo by justkiwichilling May 5, 2021
Penocentrism
new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings
Penocentrism by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012
Penomniscient
Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.
Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).
Penomniscient by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009
Thomas Penfound
A tall beautiful, skinny, pale and unique, blue eyed man with the raddest hair you`ll ever see. He might be gay, might not. The guy you want to marry.
Thomas Penfound by Satined April 4, 2011
Penon
Penon by Megan McDerbalot December 22, 2008
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