Penzo
A penis that is at least 33% larger than the average male genitalia. Derived from Pen20--when Pen15 isn't good enough.
Penzo by That EFFING hurts! January 4, 2011
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We use "penzo" as a synonym of gorgeous, beautiful, cool, awesome, wonderful, exc. It changes according to the gender and the number, penzo (m.s.) penza (f.s.) penzi (m.p.) penze (f.p.). You can also use it as a superlative (penz-issimo/a/i/e).
"Bro your new haircut is too penzo"
"Omg, I love your skirt, it's penzissima! Where did you get it?"
"Omg, I love your skirt, it's penzissima! Where did you get it?"
penzo by justkiwichilling May 5, 2021
Penocentrism
new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings
Penocentrism by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012
Penoid
A penis that is tucked inside itself. The act is usually easier when the tucker has a large foreskin to penis ratio
LAD 1: "Liam put your Penoid away"
Liam: "But mate it looks like a third testicle"
LAD 1: "Fair play"
Liam: "But mate it looks like a third testicle"
LAD 1: "Fair play"
Penoid by SnakebiteWarrior December 5, 2013
Penomniscient
Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.
Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).
Penomniscient by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009