Penzo 

A penis that is at least 33% larger than the average male genitalia. Derived from Pen20--when Pen15 isn't good enough.

You're in the Pen15 club? Pssh. I've got at LEAST a penzo.

Penzo by That EFFING hurts! January 4, 2011

penzo 

We use "penzo" as a synonym of gorgeous, beautiful, cool, awesome, wonderful, exc. It changes according to the gender and the number, penzo (m.s.) penza (f.s.) penzi (m.p.) penze (f.p.). You can also use it as a superlative (penz-issimo/a/i/e).

"Bro your new haircut is too penzo"
"Omg, I love your skirt, it's penzissima! Where did you get it?"

penzo by justkiwichilling May 5, 2021

Penocentrism 

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings

What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.

Penocentrism by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012

Penoid 

A penis that is tucked inside itself. The act is usually easier when the tucker has a large foreskin to penis ratio

LAD 1: "Liam put your Penoid away"
Liam: "But mate it looks like a third testicle"
LAD 1: "Fair play"

Penoid by SnakebiteWarrior December 5, 2013

Penomniscient 

Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.

Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).

Penomniscient by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009

Thomas Penfound

A tall beautiful, skinny, pale and unique, blue eyed man with the raddest hair you`ll ever see. He might be gay, might not. The guy you want to marry.

Thomas Penfound is not the male Tanya Dziahileva

Thomas Penfound by Satined April 4, 2011

Penon 

A person whose puke is neon colored.

"Look at the color of Megan's puke, I never knew she's a penon!"

Penon by Megan McDerbalot December 22, 2008