Penzoom

People who are typically quite short

Person 1: Damn bro who is that? She is very short
Person 2: Yeah she is a real penzoom

by dryoatcookies November 22, 2021

Penzomeester

The white substance that oozes from the bellybutton of a pregnant corpse as you mount and thrust it.

"I was pounding away and penzomeester was just oozing everywhere."

by Ian December 15, 2003

Penroom

A pen room is any kind of typical pen, meaning, ballpoint etc, with a mushroom in the ink cartridge due to rotting or decomposing.

Ugh, look at that penroom over there, must have rotted in the rain.

by user839292 January 24, 2024