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a male penis

mandi is crazy about shaun's penurse

penurse by endlessly September 6, 2009

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Penarse

A silly billy.

"I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window, what do you think I'm doing, you penarse?"

Penarse by Rob Weir October 2, 2003

Related Words

penurse • penarse • Penuse • Penorse • penuses • penur • pee urself

Penuse

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.

Girl: Hey Anderson you have a fucked up cock.

Boy: Yeah I know its a penuse

Penuse by SQUIRTY BERTY June 10, 2014

Penorse

A person that has a large penis (Pen), thats hung like a horse (orse).

"My boyfriend has a huge penorse, what about yours?"

Penorse by amanda225 February 8, 2009

Penurs

penurs means a bigger version of _____ you know bc everything is bigger in Texas right!?

Texan: I got a big penurs
Californian: what is that?
Texan:lemme show you

Californian: WOAH I wish I had one

Texan:ik everything is bigger in Texas right

Penurs by big_penurs_texan September 25, 2019

Penarse

An abusive word which can be used to upset someone.

"Why did you do that you penarse?!?!"
and
"Jesus christ! Your such a penarse!!!"

Penarse by KnauerPower November 10, 2007

penarse

part penis, part arse. People with balls that look like arse cheeks and also have a normal penis, are said to have a penarse.

"Dude!! your balls are so small and intersected with your body!! You have a penarse!!

penarse by scuntic dan runtic April 27, 2003

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026