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Penorobigus
Example 1:
Person 1: Hey man! I just bought a PS3
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!
Example 2:
Person 1: Jewbacca had sex with your mom
Person 2: Red Ranger had sex with your dad
Person 1: PENOROBIGUS!
Example 3:
Person 1: Chuck Norris
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!
Person 1: Hey man! I just bought a PS3
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!
Example 2:
Person 1: Jewbacca had sex with your mom
Person 2: Red Ranger had sex with your dad
Person 1: PENOROBIGUS!
Example 3:
Person 1: Chuck Norris
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!
Penorobigus by Ghawd May 29, 2008
Arthur Pendragon
He is #daddy. Arthur is a hot, brave, sexy beast. He is also a clotpole, dollophead, prat, royal ass, ignorant, and loves to take his shirt off. He thinks his servant Merlin is a complete idiot, but also loves him.
"Arthur Pendragon has hot nipples"
"Arthur Pendragon is Jessie's husband"
"Arthur is such a clotpole"
"Arthur Pendragon is Jessie's husband"
"Arthur is such a clotpole"
Arthur Pendragon by Arthurismydaddybish September 23, 2017
Penrith Picasso
Penrith Picasso by chesterzoe March 23, 2010
Penor Cleanor
Noun. A person or animal who cleans penises through: sucking, licking, spit shining or oiling. Much like a car wash for your cock.
Penor Cleanor by -CyberPunk- May 26, 2005
pen0r
A slang term for the Penis
This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.
This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.
This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.
This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.
*** Typical Use of the Word ***
<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?
<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?
<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!
<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?
<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!
<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD
<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K
<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?
<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?
<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!
<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?
<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!
<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD
<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
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