Penstruation: menstruation that is brought on by penile penetration, despite the subject being pre or post menstruation. Penstruation is often discovered, post-coitus, due to bloody sheets (or other stained lovemaking surfaces). Anecdotally: women who have experienced penstruation report that it is associated with passionate, vigorous (condomless) sex, a fairly well endowed partner, and voluminous deposits of sperm, which may be why neither party usually minds the bloody after-effects too much.
"So, in a case of penstruation, who is responsible for washing the sheets, the girl or the guy?"
"Oh, the guy, of course."
"Oh, the guy, of course."
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A relationship which survives for the most part on sex, hence there is very little relation, mostly penetration.
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It's a softer kind of the raging bitch disorder with attention whore features.
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-Mary is acting weird and furious these days, she must be having a raging bitch disorder.
-No buddy, not only these days, she definitely has a Neverending menstruation syndrome.
-No buddy, not only these days, she definitely has a Neverending menstruation syndrome.
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We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch
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Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.
I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.
I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.
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Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.
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