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Penisfart 

1: An expulsion of air released by the penis.
2: A reference to someone that will never make it in the real world, or is too much of a pussy to get shit done. This originates from the fact that "penisfarts" never happen.
Tice: Yo whats up with Morgan? He's been failing all his tests and he never goes out anymore.
Dylan: Yeah I heard he's been a real penisfart recently. He needs to step his game up.
Tice: True, true.
Penisfart by DPollydaWeasel October 6, 2011
Related Words
when additional undesired ink oozes out of the writing point of an ink pen.
I have to write this letter again because I had a penfart.
penfart by Bobbieeee Martin March 23, 2008

Penisfart 

When you piss out straight air instead of pee.
I had a nasty penisfart last night
Penisfart by Apple sauss October 4, 2020

penisfarts 

something that is very annoying or makes you rage
Ugh! this game is penisfarts
penisfarts by yuh yuh mami November 22, 2021

PenisFartCum 

the act of cuming in someones asshole as they fart on your penis.
resulting in the cum being blown back into your urethra, allowing for a second round.
Person 1: Hey babe wanna do a PenisFartCum with me at the lounge?
Person 2: How did you get in my house?

Penisfart 

When a man fart out of his dick after holding in a fart too much.
"God ,I had my girlfriend over and I had a penisfart
Penisfart by Doomslayer737 October 28, 2023
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