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The Pensky File 

A fictitious project that one who is slacking off claims to be working on. Derived from the Seinfeld episode "The Barber"
"The Pensky File is the big project I'm tackling right now."
The Pensky File by TheDailyZack February 3, 2010
A shorter name for Pennsylvania

Pronouced PEN-see, it is not normally used in writing, but in speaking only.

Mostly used by New Jerseyans who live near the New Jersey/Pennsylvania border
1: Where'd you get those fireworks? They're illegal here in Jersey!
2: Yeah, I had to go to Pensy to buy them.

Why's that guy doing 45 in the left lane?
Oh, check those Pensy plates.
Pensy by steadygreenlight June 23, 2008
A code word for a slacking off for an afternoon, generally used between office collegues.
1. What are you up to this arvo?
2. I'm working on the Pensky file.
1. Right, see you at the pub in 15.
2. Have a beer waiting for me.
Pensky by Spadgio September 22, 2008

pensylvania turnpike 

A sexual act where in a man picks up a prostitue in a vehicle, then proceeds to insert 4 fingers into her asshole and the thumb into her vagina. While keeping the arm at a 45 degree angle with fingers still inserted into orffices the prostitute then deficates down his arm creating the effect of a vehicle entering an on ramp. Then to finish the act he throws a 20 oz. bottle filled with urine out the window on the berm of the highway.
"Hey baby pull down yor pants and lets do a pensylvania turnpike."
pensylvania turnpike by Meatlover January 13, 2009

pensbury high school 

a bunch of pussy asses that couldnt beat neshaminy at anything..wether it be sports or just kickin ass pensbury just takes care of the stds for us. thank u pensbury for making the world a worse place
the people at pensbury high school that try and show up to an elementary school to fight a bunch of 15 year olds and lose.
pensbury high school by jhny2bi4 April 16, 2010
An Insult meaning, not fitting in with social and societal norms. Being a loner, antisocial or odd would make you phensby.
"Josh with the pink hair doesn't talk to anyone"
"He's a phensby, don't worry about him."
Phensby by Reece's Pieces March 11, 2024
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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