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pennies from Heaven 

When you've lost a loved one & find a penny, it's a Sign from them that they Love you & that everything's OK with them.
Since I lost my Mom, I've been finding Lots of pennies from Heaven & it's Very Comforting!
pennies from Heaven by Starchylde October 2, 2016

Salty Pennies 

The flavor of vagina!
A: "What does your vagina taste like?"
B: "Salty Pennies, yours?"
A: "Salty Pennies, too!"
Salty Pennies by D'Babe November 22, 2009

Pennies in the bucket 

"Pennies in the bucket" is an idiom used to suggest that the cost of something is trivial.

Imagine if you kept all your money in an actual bucket. You would not think twice about spending one of the pennies because you have all the hundos in there too.
Sarah: "I am not sure I want to buy this outfit."

Eric: "I think you should. It is just pennies in the bucket."

Jacob: "Yeah, Girl you make bank!"

fucks for pennies 

a woman who only goes for a man who has no looks, no personality and usually no dick, but has lot and lots of money.
--"Amazing, that ugly rich cunt Andrew has a sexy new chick"
--"Yeah, Karen fucks for pennies!"

ass pennies 

Origin: Upright Citizens Brigade ucb skit-term

Meaning: Used to describe pennies that are inserted into one's ass en masse and then distributed among the world in order to maintain the upper hand in negotiations.
You think you're better than me? You've handled my ass pennies.
ass pennies by Eberon May 24, 2004

ass pennies 

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.
1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.
ass pennies by yo mamma May 13, 2005
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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