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Pedouchetrian
-Pedestrians that act like douchebags. They take forever to cross the street in front of your car. Most of the time they don't even use a crosswalk.
-People that walk in front of your car with no regard to you or your time schedule, and they don't move out of the way. Especially in parking lots.
-People that walk in front of your car with no regard to you or your time schedule, and they don't move out of the way. Especially in parking lots.
Pedouchetrian by the real b love May 5, 2009
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Pedouchemo
Chris- Hey Jack, I heard John is hitting on 6th graders.
Jack- Really? Isn’t he a Sophomore?!
Chris- Ya, he’s been a real douche about it.
Jack- He’s such an emo dude.
Bob- What a pedouchemo
Chris & Jack- ... Yes
Jack- Really? Isn’t he a Sophomore?!
Chris- Ya, he’s been a real douche about it.
Jack- He’s such an emo dude.
Bob- What a pedouchemo
Chris & Jack- ... Yes
Pedouchemo by ItzWattz May 14, 2019
penoche
penoche by jessecurry September 14, 2006
penooche
penuches
hey douche bag are you going to the bar ya i am really drunk so i am going to penuches
response:ya they never kick you out
response:ya they never kick you out
penuches by burnyourlife October 18, 2004
Peaouche
(Noun)- a simp boyfriend who tells his usually ugly and conniving girlfriend every little thing.
The word is a essentially portmanteau of pea-brain and douche
Pronounced Pee-youche; It rhymes with douche
The word is a essentially portmanteau of pea-brain and douche
Pronounced Pee-youche; It rhymes with douche
Omg guys. This total peeouche told his cringe girlfriend things that I told him in absolute confidence. This clown cannot be trusted with anything around his beat up girlfriend.
Holy shit mate. If this simp was in our army fighting the Nazis in WWII, the peeouche would divulge everything to Mata Hari who would tell Eva Braun who would tell Hitler and we would be speaking German right now.
Brah. Do not tell that Peaouche anything. He will tell that horrible witch everything and she will use it against you.
Holy shit mate. If this simp was in our army fighting the Nazis in WWII, the peeouche would divulge everything to Mata Hari who would tell Eva Braun who would tell Hitler and we would be speaking German right now.
Brah. Do not tell that Peaouche anything. He will tell that horrible witch everything and she will use it against you.
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