Peaouche

(Noun)- a simp boyfriend who tells his usually ugly and conniving girlfriend every little thing.

The word is a essentially portmanteau of pea-brain and douche

Pronounced Pee-youche; It rhymes with douche

Omg guys. This total peeouche told his cringe girlfriend things that I told him in absolute confidence. This clown cannot be trusted with anything around his beat up girlfriend.

Holy shit mate. If this simp was in our army fighting the Nazis in WWII, the peeouche would divulge everything to Mata Hari who would tell Eva Braun who would tell Hitler and we would be speaking German right now.

Brah. Do not tell that Peaouche anything. He will tell that horrible witch everything and she will use it against you.

Peaouche by guhvelmo March 21, 2024

Peaouche

(Noun)- a simp boyfriend who tells his usually ugly and conniving girlfriend every little thing who then herself spreads the information like wildfire

The word is a portmanteau of pea-brain and douche

Pronounced Pee-youche; It rhymes with douche

Omg guys. This total Peaouche told his butt ugly beat up cringe girlfriend things that I told him in absolute confidence. This clown cannot be trusted with anything around his ghastly girlfriend.

Holy shit mate. If this simp was in our Allied army fighting the Nazis in WWII, the Peaouche would divulge everything to Mata Hari who would tell Eva Braun who would tell Hitler and we would be speaking fucking German right now. I can’t even with this wanker.

Brah. We have abort the current fraternity rush plans. Some Peaouche told his bitch that we were making the pledges swim across the river at night with ass candles and now the Dean found out and is threatening to shut us down.

Peaouche by guhvelmo March 23, 2024

Pedouchetrian 

-Pedestrians that act like douchebags. They take forever to cross the street in front of your car. Most of the time they don't even use a crosswalk.

-People that walk in front of your car with no regard to you or your time schedule, and they don't move out of the way. Especially in parking lots.

Get out of the way you Fing pedouchetrian! I gotta be somewhere TODAY!

Pedouchetrian by the real b love May 5, 2009

penouche

lame or extreme weenie like behavior,
one who engages in an embarrasing and/or dumbass-like manner

"Marcos, you are such a penouche."

"Ha, Michael is so lame, he was crowned Penouche King."

"Stop penouching around, B!"

penouche by Erin P. May 22, 2008

Pedouchemo

A pedophile, douche, and an emo

Chris- Hey Jack, I heard John is hitting on 6th graders.
Jack- Really? Isn’t he a Sophomore?!
Chris- Ya, he’s been a real douche about it.
Jack- He’s such an emo dude.
Bob- What a pedouchemo
Chris & Jack- ... Yes

Pedouchemo by ItzWattz May 14, 2019