penomia 

Your fear of pens

Boss:Can you sign these here with my pen
Me:No oh god!!!!!!!!

Me:Get that shit away from me!!!
Me:I have penomia!!

penomia by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018

penomach

the male counterpart to the vagomach-- the flabby area beneath the belly button of a man's beer belly

I need to switch to Miller Lite because the Miller has caused me to develop a penomach.

penomach by toolguru January 13, 2009

peomiaw 

a relatively unknown species of dinosaur

bob: OMFG! a peomiaw!
jill: oh no! ruuuuuuuuuuuuuunnn!

peomiaw by my name isnt bob saget June 21, 2008

Panomia 

The country that occupies a small eastern strip in the continent of Austrailia. Led by King Pablo, who was recently overthrown in his attempts to put taxes on capital punishment.

Created by an doomed nerd with an extremely small penis who was idiotic enough to pronounce the word "pneumonia", with the pronunciation pa-no-mi-a. What a fucking dumbass.

The country of Panomia would now like to commit to the UN in order to have a voice in our growing world peace & order.

Panomia by uLtEmAj1C April 7, 2005

Penamian

adj.- describes a style of pwning where any number of individuals on a web forum gang up on and pwn an idiot n00b until he a)shits on himself b)resorts to idiotic(albeit original) insults, and ultimately c)tries to make peace

"We gave that stupid fool a Penamian pwning!"

Penamian by Loki Tsin Dante May 9, 2004

Penominal & Pimpalyshus 

A baller group of fine men, often known for no... and i mean NO self control, a horrible appetite for vandalism, and slow as shit punches that can knock down buildings

Yo those mufukaz; the Penominal & Pimpalyshus crew screwed up tyler that shit fucker

Penominal & Pimpalyshus by Pimpalyshus April 29, 2011

penomites 

its means after you have sex and you start getting itchy but its not stds it's just penis mites like little pinches like a crab or a bird would do

I have penomites and its uncomfortable

penomites by Jessica Andrews January 15, 2017