penomites 

its means after you have sex and you start getting itchy but its not stds it's just penis mites like little pinches like a crab or a bird would do

I have penomites and its uncomfortable

penomites by Jessica Andrews January 15, 2017

penometer

The official ANSI intrument for measuring penis length and girth

penometer by Cornwallis September 17, 2003

panomies 

The guy who has an appetite for sex and is not afraid to satisfy it. While doing so, he becomes a legend and widely known as "the man who gives pleasure to the women".

Wow, look at that panomies! I bet he just had a night of some serious lovemaking!

panomies by joggier April 30, 2011

Penigites

A disorder in arms that makes them look like a mans pee pee

Wow! Look Billy has got a hugs penigites

Penigites by Dick feather June 2, 2018

Penoritus

When one's penor goes flaccid for a extended amount of time.

Hey where was Allen the day of your party. He had a bad case of penoritus and stayed home wacking it instead. Cool ill stay away from him for a while.

Penoritus by Sirdrinksalot October 21, 2022

Small Penisites 

A disorder when your Penis is really small.

Woah I have Small Penisites‼️⁉️‼️

Small Penisites by Proud Feetus Carrier February 24, 2023