penismash 

Inserting two penises into one orafice - oral, anal, or vaginal, hence mashing them together to fit.

My buddy wants to penismash with that chick, are you in?

penismash by schnervel July 1, 2011

Penispaste 

Where one man brushes another man/women's teeth, with his penis, using his splooge(cum) as toothpaste

Person 1: "oh no, I've forgotten my toothpaste!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"

Penispaste by Glby January 16, 2014

penisfish 

a fish with a 8 inch penis!!

i dont want a fish with a dick bigger then mine!

daddy i want a "penisfish"

penisfish by your moms sinky hole June 8, 2010

penismanship 

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.

"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."

penismanship by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

Penisish 

Undesirable or unwanted.

Everyone found Jim very penisish and no one was upset to hear about his untimely suicide.

Penisish by Squidward110 February 13, 2013

Penismancer 

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis

oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace

Penismancer by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022

Penisman

A jackass. Someone who is probably your close friend that you wish would just go away. A person who makes stupid ass decisions.

Dude, you're a fucking penisman.

What are you...a penisman?

Yo penisman!

Hey penis person, look at that stupid penisman.

Hey penisman! Go pound that peniswoman!

Penisman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010