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Peniscraft

When the peniscraft gang want to molest you and your children if you do not form a contract to give up your life in the name of putting a land mine under Mrs Atkinsons door mat!
Guy1: Damm bro peniscraft are after me
Guy2:Aids
ISIS:peniscraft is coming for you, please commit to the anti Mrs Atkinson coorporation
Steven Hawking: Aids
Guy1: wow i think i will give into peniscraft
Guy2:Aids
Peniscraft by JreedyGews January 9, 2024

penistrate 

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.
I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.
penistrate by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008

Peniscatarian

The practice of eating no meat except for penis
You know that one guy Spencer? Yeah, he's a peniscatarian.
Peniscatarian by Dakodak September 29, 2013

peniscat 

1. A non-sexist, politically correct substitute for pussy when describing a weak, cowardly or effeminate person.
Don't be such a peniscat, loser.
peniscat by Do_the_math January 9, 2009

Penistration 

It's the action to ram your penis unexpectedly in other people's faces.
This fetish is practised by many bagamists created by satan's mother.
The last penistration I did was an attack on my sister's face. She was in such a shock that she immediately began to cry.
Penistration by 1+2=3 May 11, 2006
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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