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Penisicle 

The result of freezing ones genitals in one's own cum.
Bob the Rapist: "That chick promised me a blowjob, so I made her a penisicle to suck on."
Penisicle by GraceDecade March 27, 2009
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Penisicle 

When ice has developed around the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.
It's so cold outside I am sure I have a penisicle!
Penisicle by Kvle March 10, 2010

penisicle 

Favorite food of Jewish people named Josh
"Where's mah penisicle?"
penisicle by James Robert Thorton September 4, 2003

Penisilent 

When the male member starts disobeying orders
Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent
Penisilent by Clifhanger April 12, 2017
Clean urine which is then frozen for future use passing a drug test.
I gotta see my PO tomorrow. Remind me to thaw a peesicle.
peesicle by H Dot Fly January 13, 2008

Penisclerosis

A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.

Singular: A Penisclerosi

Plural: Penisclerosese
The Penisclerosis Cock Mungers jacked eachother off while watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.
Penisclerosis by boringtimes January 30, 2010

peniscillin 

When you are not feeling well or hungover and sex would help.
She needs a shot of peniscillin.
peniscillin by Amalia R October 24, 2006
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