penisickle

Make a mold of your penis. Take the mold and fill it with your favorite frozen flavor of juice or kool-aid and toss it in the freezer. Once frozen solid, your girl can use it to fuck herself or practice blow jobs and then eat it afterwards. (Patent Pending)

She was rodding herself with the forzen cherry flavored penisickle.

by wadesworld September 1, 2010

Penisilent

When the male member starts disobeying orders

Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent

by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

Pepsickler

A soda machine that doesn't give you your coke after you put over 5 dollars of cash for a 35 cent soda and yet it still does not give you your desirable beverage.And then,after you leave saying "fuck that shit" someone else comes and your soda pops out and they take it.

Jon-"That fucking machine is a pepsickler,i have no goddamn money now"
Brad-"Dude that was smooth"

Random person comes and takes soda

by Galen (hi brian) January 8, 2008

Penisclerosis

A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.

Singular: A Penisclerosi

Plural: Penisclerosese

The Penisclerosis Cock Mungers jacked eachother off while watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.

by boringtimes January 30, 2010

penislicker

A penislicker is one who licks penis on a regular basis, or one who enjoys such activity immensely.

NATHAN: John, you're such a fucking penislicker.
JOHN: Go to hell Nathan.

by John Q. Nixon March 12, 2009

Penisicle

The result of freezing ones genitals in one's own cum.

Bob the Rapist: "That chick promised me a blowjob, so I made her a penisicle to suck on."

by GraceDecade March 27, 2009

peniscule

Adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny penis. Often actually advertises this fact.

The jerk who cut me off in that Toyota mini pickup with the 36" lift and the giant brush guard was obviously peniscule.

Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?

by steve grill April 6, 2004