penisgazer

Someone who can't hold eye contact with males because of the strong urge to look in their crotch area.

Micah: "Dude Bam, you're such a penisgazer, my eyes are up here."

penisgazer by Bammiee May 17, 2010

penisgate 

A penisgate is the event of an unwanted penis being pulled out of the trousers. If two people are making out, and the guy pulls out his penis but it is unwanted by the girl, it is a penisgate.

Vanessa: "Yeah so we were making out on the futon when he pulled out his penis..."

Jaquel: "Shit, penisgate?!"

Vanessa: "And then the next week, I was making out with another dude in a stairwell, and he did it too!"

Jaquel: "DAMN. PENISGATE: THE SEQUEL?!?"

penisgate by Vanessa416 June 16, 2011

peniseater 

ummmmm what my sister is

my siter is a peniseater

peniseater by anonymous October 7, 2020

penisaber 

A dick worthy of using in a sword fight of dicks.

Daaaamn what a penisaber.

I know right. It'll go right through.
Don't worry, just wield it with the force.

penisaber by sagobomb March 19, 2022

penisizer 

1. (noun) Somebody that likes to penisize and does so quite frequently. Can be male or female.

2. (noun) Derogatory term for "homosexual."

1. Dude, he just grabbed my crotch! What a penisizer!

2. Back off, ya penisizer!

penisizer by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

penisavers 

geesh, you should have gone to penisavers

billy bob bernard went to penisavers, & ended up with man chowder in his E.Y.E

penisavers by D. Hine October 25, 2003

peniseater 

1.) One who eats another's penis.

2.) A worthless son of a bitch who is unworthy even to to lick the crusty shit from a monkey's cock.

Darth Sidious is a real peniseater!

peniseater by Nutgobbler III May 21, 2006