penisgazer
Someone who can't hold eye contact with males because of the strong urge to look in their crotch area.
penisgazer by Bammiee May 17, 2010
Words you can keep
penisgate
A penisgate is the event of an unwanted penis being pulled out of the trousers. If two people are making out, and the guy pulls out his penis but it is unwanted by the girl, it is a penisgate.
Vanessa: "Yeah so we were making out on the futon when he pulled out his penis..."
Jaquel: "Shit, penisgate?!"
Vanessa: "And then the next week, I was making out with another dude in a stairwell, and he did it too!"
Jaquel: "DAMN. PENISGATE: THE SEQUEL?!?"
Jaquel: "Shit, penisgate?!"
Vanessa: "And then the next week, I was making out with another dude in a stairwell, and he did it too!"
Jaquel: "DAMN. PENISGATE: THE SEQUEL?!?"
penisgate by Vanessa416 June 16, 2011
Related Words
penisgazer • penishaver • Penisizer • penisaber • penisavers • penisgate • Penisgaymer • penisgerbralter • penismaker • penis game
penisizer
1. (noun) Somebody that likes to penisize and does so quite frequently. Can be male or female.
2. (noun) Derogatory term for "homosexual."
2. (noun) Derogatory term for "homosexual."
penisavers
penisavers by D. Hine October 25, 2003
peniseater
1.) One who eats another's penis.
2.) A worthless son of a bitch who is unworthy even to to lick the crusty shit from a monkey's cock.
2.) A worthless son of a bitch who is unworthy even to to lick the crusty shit from a monkey's cock.
Darth Sidious is a real peniseater!
peniseater by Nutgobbler III May 21, 2006
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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