ummmmm

A response to a question when you don't know what to say

Or don't want to answer
Or can't answer

Ummmmm I don't want to answer

by Angel4u August 14, 2016

Ummmmm

Ummmmm is a faggoty leftist interjection expressing sarcasm, objection, or doubt. Generally paired with sweaty sic, and some form of homosexual sexual harassment, conducted with total confidence and impunity.

"Ummmmm right sweaty, why would Democrats need to steal an election after 10 months of burning down cities and making friends with everybody? I bet you have a tiny cock, little incel. I bet you love sucking cocks." Said the faggoty leftist, right in front of the HR director.

by barry b March 11, 2021

ummmmmmm

ummmmmmm is something people say when they don't know a damn thing.

Dude: What's a dinoflagellate?
Other dude: ummmmmmm

by What the bleep September 25, 2017

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

A really long way of saying um.

Guy: ̛̱̰̾͗ ̛͚̯̓̂ ̴̧͍̜̖̿̏ ̵̭̭͘ ̹̻͇̌̔͂ ͚̳̬͑̏̒͠ ̵̢̓̓ ̵̧̟̿͒̃ ̴̣̔͆̀̆ ̵̭̓ ̦̊̅͠ ̴̥̤̔ ͉̰̠̐̆ ̵͔̓͋͠ ̡̢͔̙̏ ̵̡͍̮͊͜ ̴̳̝̩̥̐͆̆ ̵̤͑͛͛́ ̵̟͉̖̉̉ ͖̩̰̚ ̴̻̄̋͌ ̟̩̦͒͆ ̰͙͛ ̰̱͍̑͂̌ ̥͓̉͜ ̼̬́̓͐ ̶͕̭̉̏͜ ̵͓͈͌̒̃̍ ̵̡̗̞͋̀̋͘ ̶͕̻̺̃ ̼͐̓͑̈́ ͎́̒̈́ ̵̼̺̱̲͂͗͐͝ ̴̢̙̞͚̄ ̪̣̋̋̓ ̵̧͕̈́̋̋͝ ̴̗̫͋̂͆͝ ̵͉̯̻͖̇̾ ̶̳͗̋͘ ̶̼̅͗̑̾ ̵̡̛͔̦͂ ̜̿̄ ̶͓̹͔͈̌̀̔ ̴̰̣͉́͒̄̍ ̶̯̟̃̈͒ ̴̡̛͉ ͒ͅ ̴̢̳͈͒ͅ ̮̊̓͝ ͙̑̋͂̕ ͍̊͌́ ̴̞̖̺̈̇̍̀ͅ ̼̺̊͘ ̴̗̤̥͈̿̑̊ ͕͖̰̘́ ̵̤͙̟̄ ̴͍̯̳̽͋͜ ̴̢͕̆͑̕ ̶̡͈͙̲̏ ̶͉̯͕͈͗̅ ̴͎̣͗͂ ̹̘͓̆̓̕ ̴̱̱̃̄́͝ ̺̬͍͑̉̾̾ ̦̬͋͌̌̓ ̶̠͇͕̩͂̅ ̗͋͑̈́͒ ̴̻̬̄ ̞̀͐̋̿ ̢̠͈̮͠ ̣̩̙̓̀ ̶̻͔͓̇̂͐ ͔̒̎̌̚ ̜̫̮̂̀̈́ ̵̤̟̪̤̌ ̴̞̂ ̶̛̯̦̺́ ̼̩͗͋͊̇ͅ ̵̻͛̒ ̧̏͂͝ ̱̗͓́́͘͜͝ ̻̬̺͈̅͋̒̇ ̴͚̦̬̣̾̽͌ ̶͓̃͝ ̜̩̹͛ ̘̭̭́̾̅͑͜ ̯͛̚ ̵̢͖͚̇͝ ̶͖̝̈́̀̄͜ ̵͈̣̏̉ ̴̤̗́̓̏͂ ̧̜͙̥͋͠ ̵̬̲̯̤̄̈ ̵̨̰̣̌̈ ̴̹́͋ ̶̭͔̓ ̗͈͎͍̇ ̶̡̠̘͆̒̓͘ ̩̔̇̽̈́ͅ ̴̱̯̎͑̈́͛ ̴̰̟̥̾ͅ

Me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by Mrmongoose64 January 8, 2020

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

To express a feeling of um.

"Hey Alex, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

by okay fine then February 20, 2018

ummmm

a pause while in the persons mind they try to create a lie to keep the other lies hidden up and not to get punished. eventually if their lie checks out they are living on a web of lies that eventually someone black mails them or it breaks and they are in a ton of trouble.

"what are you doing here?" "ummmmmm playing?"

by strongopinions July 15, 2014

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by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 6, 2021