penislover

A term used by plump unhappy chicks to justify why a man doesn't find them attractive.

fatchick: if he doesn't find me attractive, he must be a penislover.

by Trent the musclequeen July 28, 2004

Penislover

A person who loves dick

Person 1: man i want a cock
Person 2:you are a penislover

by gnduoajhåomsmhos February 21, 2025

Under Cover Penis Lover

(n.) A closet homosexual male. Acts homophobic around his friends to try and disguise his true love for the penis.

Started by nugluh on YouTube.

That Chuck Norris character is a little tooo masculine... could he possibly be an Under Cover Penis Lover?

by teenybeeny December 9, 2008

penis lover

A person who loves the cock and gets aroused by rather large male organs

Katie was always craving to suck on something large; she was a penis-lover.

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Penislore

Any knowledge regarding the male member that females are not aware of, simply because they do not have one.

Female: "Why do you keep adjusting yourself?"
Male: "You wouldn't understand. You don't understand penislore."

by D'Landlord February 24, 2009

Penis Lover

A guy who will do anything to get a hold of large dicks.
Also often drives a scooter.

Peter: Ahw, your breath smells like dick.

Eric: I know, it's because I'm a Penis Lover. I constantly crave for cocks. I just had one like two hours ago.

by Rop Sagget February 27, 2008

Penisflower

Flowers of the Daisy variety known for their unique trait of having petals in a large phallus shape. Penisflower attacks are usually fatal and the leading cause of death in third world countries.

Dave got attacked by a Penisflower on his trip to Africa

by Jebus Cryst March 22, 2008