A person who loves the cock and gets aroused by rather large male organs
Katie was always craving to suck on something large; she was a penis-lover.
by Anonymous March 23, 2003
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A guy who will do anything to get a hold of large dicks.
Also often drives a scooter.
Peter: Ahw, your breath smells like dick.

Eric: I know, it's because I'm a Penis Lover. I constantly crave for cocks. I just had one like two hours ago.
by Rop Sagget February 27, 2008
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A fan of the Miami Dolphins football team. They love Teal and they love the cock in their cornhole.

AKA DolFag fan.
That DolFag fan is some kinduv penis-lover, huh?
by DolfinsFansBl0w May 10, 2006
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(n.) A closet homosexual male. Acts homophobic around his friends to try and disguise his true love for the penis.

Started by nugluh on YouTube.
That Chuck Norris character is a little tooo masculine... could he possibly be an Under Cover Penis Lover?
by teenybeeny December 8, 2008
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someone who is "gay" and loves tiny penises with so much hair, you can not see the penis.
Wow did you see Jack the other day. He is such a Penis Monkey lover.
by Penis's June 21, 2011
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