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Penislover 

A person who loves dick
Person 1: man i want a cock
Person 2:you are a penislover
Penislover by gnduoajhåomsmhos February 21, 2025

Under Cover Penis Lover 

(n.) A closet homosexual male. Acts homophobic around his friends to try and disguise his true love for the penis.

Started by nugluh on YouTube.
That Chuck Norris character is a little tooo masculine... could he possibly be an Under Cover Penis Lover?

penis lover 

A person who loves the cock and gets aroused by rather large male organs
Katie was always craving to suck on something large; she was a penis-lover.
penis lover by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Penislore 

Any knowledge regarding the male member that females are not aware of, simply because they do not have one.
Female: "Why do you keep adjusting yourself?"
Male: "You wouldn't understand. You don't understand penislore."
Penislore by D'Landlord February 24, 2009

Penis Lover 

A guy who will do anything to get a hold of large dicks.
Also often drives a scooter.
Peter: Ahw, your breath smells like dick.

Eric: I know, it's because I'm a Penis Lover. I constantly crave for cocks. I just had one like two hours ago.
Penis Lover by Rop Sagget February 27, 2008

Penisflower 

Flowers of the Daisy variety known for their unique trait of having petals in a large phallus shape. Penisflower attacks are usually fatal and the leading cause of death in third world countries.
Dave got attacked by a Penisflower on his trip to Africa
Penisflower by Jebus Cryst March 22, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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