penisae

the real plural of penis

on a pron site there are penisae everywhere!

by puzzl September 13, 2003

Penisweasel

A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.

Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?

Object of Seduction: Well...

Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?

Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel

by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014

penisary contact

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.

Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.

by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

Penisage

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.

Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.

by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

penisenvious

As old as Adam. It started when Eve gave Adam the apple. War of the sexes!

If Eve had not been penisenvious the apple might still be on the tree.

by Peter May 17, 2005

peniseyed

A state of being "starryeyed" over a penis.

Saquisha became all peniseyed upon seeing her boyfriend Pharrel's new penis.

by r0xygurly January 17, 2009

penisement

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")

Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!

by subbie_333 September 19, 2011