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Penisweasel
A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.
Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?
Object of Seduction: Well...
Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?
Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel
Object of Seduction: Well...
Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?
Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel
Penisweasel by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014
Related Words
penisae • Penised • Penisaurus • penisaur • Penise • penisaurus rex • Penisable • Penisal • Penisaurous-Rex • penisaccess
penisary contact
The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.
First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.
First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.
Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?
Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.
Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.
penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009
penisenvious
penisenvious by Peter May 17, 2005
peniseyed
penisement
The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.
Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?
Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.
HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.
HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
penisement by subbie_333 September 19, 2011
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