like oral anal and vaginal sex penisal is when the two tips of the penis touch giving both men pleasure and you have to put lube on the dicks like a hot dog so its nice and slick
by fuck em in the asshole m8 April 5, 2019
When you wanna say something's negative, instead of
using words like bad , horrible , fucker , dumbass you use PENISAL because it's a substitution to all those words.
using words like bad , horrible , fucker , dumbass you use PENISAL because it's a substitution to all those words.
What penisal weather we're having.
My brothers being so penisal about everything lately. He needs to lighten the fuck up.
Stop being penisal and get vaginal , bitch!
My brothers being so penisal about everything lately. He needs to lighten the fuck up.
Stop being penisal and get vaginal , bitch!
by Miaa miaa October 10, 2011
Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.
by homebrew dave May 27, 2012
The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.
Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?
Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.
HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.
HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
by subbie_333 September 18, 2011
1. From the verb 'to penis'.
2. Any act involving use of the penis.
3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.
2. Any act involving use of the penis.
3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.
Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.
The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.
The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.
by serbear4u February 15, 2009
A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.
Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy
Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy
Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!
by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019
Jim: The sky is blue
Bob: why??
Jim: because the atmosphere makes it that way
Bob: Why
Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis
Bob: why??
Jim: because the atmosphere makes it that way
Bob: Why
Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis
by octocat April 19, 2012