penis tits

-noun, interjection (slang)
1a. Exclamation of frustration.
-noun, object (slang)
2a. An object or event that provides supreme satisfaction.
-noun, object (slang)
3a. Nipples with a phallic shape, resembling miniature penises.

1a. "Penis tits! I forgot to send my rent check in."
2a. "I just won the lottery! That's the penis tits!"
3a. "When that girl took her shirt off, she had some serious penis tits."

by VeX Kresh December 10, 2008

Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis

Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous

"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"

by SillySausage42 August 30, 2022

Penisjitsu

Doing a series of hand motions and then a move is performed and when it is the closet male to you penis is ripped off instantly transferring him to a different dimension.

The assassin of John F. Kennedy was never found because he use Penisjitsu and it ripped his own penis off transporting him to a different dimension in which he became safe.

by Masterchief of LCM January 9, 2013

Penistits

Someone who is so beyond useless its almost as if they have penises for tits!

Remove outer layer of clothing and any remaining undergarments only to reveal a set of male genitalia where normal humans would only have a pair of nipples, example "hey penistits what time is it?"

by clamscasino August 23, 2011

Penisjitsu

The act of ripping ones penis off, subsequently transferring them instantly into another dimension

Nobody has ever seen the person who assassinated president John F. Kennedy, because after Kennedy was shot, the assassin proceeded to perform penisjitsu on him/herself, so that she/he could be transported to another dimension, thus never being found.

by HAHAPENIS November 3, 2014

Penistitas

When your pp is too small and it can’t move

Isaiah has penistitas

by Drewdasnack January 15, 2020

penistitty

penis with titty

Me and that girl did penistitty last night

by ilymal May 4, 2022