A man who has an excessively large penis (usually it cannot fit into vaginas) so he reigns as penis god, further blessing and enhancing already-existing penises so that they can impale females more readily and efficiently.
by mariomario August 27, 2006
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A garden of nothing but Cacti or having Cactus all mushed up together outside your home. It is also a very dangerous garden!
Sarah: Have you seen the HUGE God's Penis Darren across the street has.
Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.
Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.
Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!
Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.
Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.
Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!
by Leoskiess June 27, 2011
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I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.
End communication.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.
End communication.
by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024
Get the Erectuilas, God of Penis mug.An unusually large penis. Large in both length and girth. A Godzilla Penis is said to be so good it can actually rip a girl in half, not simply make her feel like she's being ripped in half.
In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.
In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.
EXAMPLE 1:
Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.
Police Officer: What happened?
Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!
EXAMPLE 2:
"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."
Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.
Police Officer: What happened?
Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!
EXAMPLE 2:
"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."
by FatJackson October 16, 2009
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Named after Godzilla due to it's Asian origin and mythical existence.
Named after Godzilla due to it's Asian origin and mythical existence.
Girl 1: I've almost completed my sexual bucket list.
Girl 2: What's left to do?
Girl 1: Do a Godzilla penis and have sex with a 40 yr old virgin?
Girl 2: At least one is doable.
Girl 2: What's left to do?
Girl 1: Do a Godzilla penis and have sex with a 40 yr old virgin?
Girl 2: At least one is doable.
by partygrrrl May 7, 2013
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