penis god

A man who has an excessively large penis (usually it cannot fit into vaginas) so he reigns as penis god, further blessing and enhancing already-existing penises so that they can impale females more readily and efficiently.

Supermario's penis was too large - so he retired - and become a penis god.

by mariomario August 27, 2006

Penis God

A. A penis so large, no man or woman could understand the power of the penis AKA Dave.

"That cock was huge last night, it ripped my shit to shreads. Dave is definetly a Penis God."

by Daves Friend From Last Night November 14, 2009

God's Penis

A garden of nothing but Cacti or having Cactus all mushed up together outside your home. It is also a very dangerous garden!

Sarah: Have you seen the HUGE God's Penis Darren across the street has.

Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.

Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.

Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!

by Leoskiess June 27, 2011

penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener

dinx has a penis of a god

by dinx not kendal October 11, 2020