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Penis Farts

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An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy John’s in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.
oh my God I just ate a JJBLT add avacado and now I am having penis farts
Penis Farts by Hahah Poop and Pee January 28, 2022
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Penisfart 

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1: An expulsion of air released by the penis.
2: A reference to someone that will never make it in the real world, or is too much of a pussy to get shit done. This originates from the fact that "penisfarts" never happen.
Tice: Yo whats up with Morgan? He's been failing all his tests and he never goes out anymore.
Dylan: Yeah I heard he's been a real penisfart recently. He needs to step his game up.
Tice: True, true.
Penisfart by DPollydaWeasel October 6, 2011

Penisfart 

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When you piss out straight air instead of pee.
I had a nasty penisfart last night
Penisfart by Apple sauss October 4, 2020

penisfarts 

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something that is very annoying or makes you rage
Ugh! this game is penisfarts
penisfarts by yuh yuh mami November 22, 2021

PenisFartCum 

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the act of cuming in someones asshole as they fart on your penis.
resulting in the cum being blown back into your urethra, allowing for a second round.
Person 1: Hey babe wanna do a PenisFartCum with me at the lounge?
Person 2: How did you get in my house?

Penisfart 

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When a man fart out of his dick after holding in a fart too much.
"God ,I had my girlfriend over and I had a penisfart
Penisfart by Doomslayer737 October 28, 2023
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