penis cult

Referring to the Jewish tradition of circumcision, or anything of the like.

Michael: "Hey did you hear? Muhammad decided to have a circumcision at the age of 24."

Simba: "What is he thinking of joining the penis cult?"

by AlNordeen December 5, 2011

penis culture

n. (the adj. is “penis-cultural”) The term comes from Part II of Maggie Paley’s book “The Book of the Penis” (Grove Press, 2000). A conflation of late-adolescent and hip-hop culture, traditional sexist and homophobic attitudes in young men which makes them consider anything outside their everyday experience and their obsession with bodily functions and especially their own penis as “gay”. For instance, in penis culture, a child collecting seashells as a hobby is “gay”.

The penis-cultural movie reviewers weren’t kind to “Meet the Spartans”.

Any film that is not the adaptation of a comic-book can be seen as an insult to American penis culture.

by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008

penisculus

A micro penis

He is just a Penisculus bastard. Because he has a BMW thinks that we can see though his pants

by PhaDirtySouth December 9, 2022

Peniscular

something that is erect and upright

That flag pole is very peniscular.

by Chance Bunnell January 9, 2008

penisculus

A micro penis

He is just a Penisculus bastard. Because he has a BMW thinks that we can see though his pants

by PhaDirtySouth December 9, 2022

peniscule

Adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny penis. Often actually advertises this fact.

The jerk who cut me off in that Toyota mini pickup with the 36" lift and the giant brush guard was obviously peniscule.

Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?

by steve grill April 6, 2004

penisculate

to oscolate ones penis, usually takes a bit of training, and a lot of cordination.

You wanna see me penisculate?

by mike stacy March 10, 2007