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penisult 

an insult to one's penis
Brad: "Jennifer Anniston said I have a small penis!"

Angelina: "Nobody can give a penisult to my man!"
penisult by Faggity Fag Fag January 23, 2008
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penisula 

A piece of land that sticks out from the shore that resembles the shape of a penis.
Let's walk along to the end of that penisula and look out over the ocean.
penisula by shrubbery123 October 3, 2007

Penisula 

A Penisula is a dick shaped piece of land surrounded by water on the majority of its border, while being connected to a mainland from which it extends out.
"Yo bro, I'm spring breakin' on the tip of the Penisula of Florida"
"Hey man I'm visiting my girlfriend at the tip of the Cape town Penisula"
Penisula by Ghost^ March 26, 2017

Penisula 

A man's organ that is so large it resembels a peninsula (land that juts out into water and is surrounded on all sides but one).
Damn girl, dat boy gotsa penisula stickin outta his pants.
Penisula by Shaniqua Jones July 9, 2004

Penisula 

A fun way to refer to your penis as the penis is the peninsula of the body.
Penisula by borkupine June 21, 2020

Penisula 

after you hit it raw and feel a unpleasant tingling burning sensation.
Hey man I hit the chick raw last night and gave me penisula.
Penisula by the lord pedro November 24, 2020

Penislut 

Someone who enjoys penis far too much.
Peson One: "Did see that penislut the other day?"
Person Two: "Yeah, she was totally eyeing that guy's boner."
Penislut by nannergram March 4, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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